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1:31am July 21, 2014

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

1:29am July 21, 2014

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

1:29am July 21, 2014

kiefeon:

I’ll make you cum and then lets go smoke a joint

1:12am July 21, 2014
fearlessequitation:

Adorkable ;) ready for his ride

fearlessequitation:

Adorkable ;) ready for his ride

1:12am July 21, 2014

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

1:11am July 21, 2014
warmboobz:

ruffianzenyatta16:

My favorite picture of Secretariat

just thinking about the meaning of life.

warmboobz:

ruffianzenyatta16:

My favorite picture of Secretariat

just thinking about the meaning of life.

1:10am July 21, 2014

You confuse me so much

1:10am July 21, 2014

tothehappinessimdraggin:

The lack of cuddles and kissing going on in my bed right now makes me sad

1:09am July 21, 2014

warmboobz:

saddleupbitches:

georgia-dream:

red rover red rover

send an attractive, mentally, emotionally and financially stable man with a nice back and a lifted truck right over

I connect with this on an emotional level

a truck towing a horse trailer with a cute horse k thnx

9:18pm July 20, 2014

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

9:14pm July 20, 2014

small things to do that make your mind feel clearer

  • close all your internet tabs except the one you’re using
  • delete all your text messages
  • delete negative people from social networks
  • throw some things away. just throw them away
  • tidy your desk. make a blank surface
  • drink 3 glasses of water
  • open the curtains
  • wash your face and brush your teeth
9:12pm July 20, 2014

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

9:12pm July 20, 2014

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

9:06pm July 20, 2014

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.