okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
“wow I sure had a thing for boats”
this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
Also a dressage prospect. (Source)
(I may or may not have fallen down the well of German youtube videos of people riding cows. Seriously, Germany, wtf?)
At first I thought I hadn’t had enough coffee… then I realised this was actually in front of me.
I wonder if cows are comfortable hahaha
get rich or die trying to graduate from college
I just wana go back to the ranch and cry.
My computer crashed. Hardcore crashed. It’s in recovery mode????
My ‘friends’ left me.
I’m too confused for my own good and don’t know how to talk to anyone about it.
I’m lonely. I’m confused. I’m pmsing. I just wana cuddle and cry.